Double Entendre

Stoday · Post by **Stoday** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:18 am

New game. All you do is to enter a double entendre.

Next poster posts a score and a new DE.

OK, here's a starting DE:

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gives her one.

Stoday · Post by **Stoday** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:19 pm

I'll give myself 8/10 for the last one but it was a bit subtle. How about this:

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

Stoday · Post by **Stoday** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:26 pm

Hey - Tim's got one in the advert at the top of this page:

Tim May Services.

(what??? sheep????)

Gadget · Post by **Gadget** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:29 pm

Criucket commentary---"The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey"

Gadget · Post by **Gadget** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:51 pm

Digressing a tad here!...The leg over clip!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket ... efault.stm

Stoday · Post by **Stoday** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:21 am

Play that again and imagine that his producer has his balls in his hand. When he reaches the middle of the clip the producer starts squeezing...

Mooncat · Post by **Mooncat** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:22 pm

Mooncat in Julian Graves, looks for slot to insert Debit card. Female assistant points to slot.

Mooncat says, "In this place I have to slip it in the front." She smiles.