Snorting a line of the white stuff.....

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Snorting a line of the white stuff.....

Post by kellys_eye » Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:08 am

...after Mrs k_e got me in the mush with a snowball. Yes, there is more than one interpretation of that title and opening comment! but I am, of course, referring to snow.

She got a good 4" this morning (I couldn't be bothered to push) and the cats have had fun clawing my balls (snow) as I toss them off.

Anything interesting happening down your way?
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Re: Snorting a line of the white stuff.....

Post by ayjay » Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:30 am

kellys_eye wrote:
Anything interesting happening down your way?
No: but the cats brought back a memory of when I worked evenings in a pub very close to a hospital. We got a fair few doctors and other staff in there and they would tell us stuff. They had a guy come in one night with lacerated testicles - he'd got up in the night for a pee; standing naked at the toilet, his cat was obviously entranced by the swinging baubles and gave them a playful swipe. :shock:
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Re: Snorting a line of the white stuff.....

Post by Ktuludays » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:09 pm

ayjay wrote:
kellys_eye wrote:
Anything interesting happening down your way?
No: but the cats brought back a memory of when I worked evenings in a pub very close to a hospital. We got a fair few doctors and other staff in there and they would tell us stuff. They had a guy come in one night with lacerated testicles - he'd got up in the night for a pee; standing naked at the toilet, his cat was obviously entranced by the swinging baubles and gave them a playful swipe. :shock:
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Re: Snorting a line of the white stuff.....

Post by dewaltdisney » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:37 pm

Yes like the guy who told my (nursing sister) sister that he had slipped in the shower and a head and shoulders bottle had got rammed up his bum.

By the way, currently 3 degrees here in Essex and a beautiful sunny day :thumbright:

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Re: Snorting a line of the white stuff.....

Post by ayjay » Tue Jan 22, 2019 1:23 pm

Ktuludays wrote:
ayjay wrote:
kellys_eye wrote:
Anything interesting happening down your way?
No: but the cats brought back a memory of when I worked evenings in a pub very close to a hospital. We got a fair few doctors and other staff in there and they would tell us stuff. They had a guy come in one night with lacerated testicles - he'd got up in the night for a pee; standing naked at the toilet, his cat was obviously entranced by the swinging baubles and gave them a playful swipe. :shock:
At least that's what he told them [emoji53]
I gave it some thought at the time and couldn't come up with a potentially pleasurable explanation, (unlike anything lodged in the jaksy - which as I understand it, some do enjoy).
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Re: Snorting a line of the white stuff.....

Post by Argyll » Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:26 pm

Ooooh you are awful.......................
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Re: Snorting a line of the white stuff.....

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Re: Snorting a line of the white stuff.....

Post by chrrris » Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:15 pm

Very light dusting of snow this evening in SW London. "Snowmageddon" headlines incoming on the news in 5... 4... 3... :-)
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Re: Snorting a line of the white stuff.....

Post by Nos » Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:53 am

Having been in the medical profession for many years I have seen a lot, A couple of dykes came in one of them with a vibrator "lost" inside :cb unfortunately they had just put new batteries in it :shock: and of course they were Dur****. Another time a bloke came in holding his crotch, we thought typical kick in the nut job, he insisted that only males could attend him, when he took his hands away, we were amazed, and all on to stopped the giggles :lol: :lol: he had manged to trap about two inch of willy skin on the wrong side of the zip :error: :error: :cb :cb . He had been drunk and had been in a rush to put it away after siphoning it.
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Re: Snorting a line of the white stuff.....

Post by Bob225 » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:37 am

That sounds painful, a man actually died of embarrassment due to a stuck object

https://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/1140 ... is_bottom/

A very light dusting of snow last night here, it was gone in 15 mins, tbh the south east only cops the snow if it comes in from Siberia/Russia
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Re: Snorting a line of the white stuff.....

Post by kellys_eye » Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:04 pm

Bob225 wrote: the south east only cops the snow if it comes in from Siberia/Russia
....always with the Russians..... :roll: what is it with you southerners? :lol:
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Re: Snorting a line of the white stuff.....

Post by Bob225 » Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:55 pm

…………………. while the rest of the country gets blown by america
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Re: Snorting a line of the white stuff.....

Post by wine~o » Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:06 pm

Bob225 wrote:That sounds painful, a man actually died of embarrassment due to a stuck object

https://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/1140 ... is_bottom/
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

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