OK, let's try that again...
Edward Heath...
ATB,J.
Three fibs..one truth..
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
Edward Heath is...the correct answer. When I was working for Thelma Barlows son at a wine merchant in Salisbury, Edward Heath would come in with his bodyguard to order his supplies of Dom Perignon...
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
Bit late tonight, I'll post one tomorrow
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
OK, I'm relatively new..you don't know me... but pick the true one out of these...
I once amputated a leg at a railway station
I once amputated a leg on a Dog
I once amputated a leg in the middle of the East Lancs road
I once amputated a leg at Birkenhead docks
All gruesome stuff!
BUT only one is true!
ATB,J.
I once amputated a leg at a railway station
I once amputated a leg on a Dog
I once amputated a leg in the middle of the East Lancs road
I once amputated a leg at Birkenhead docks
All gruesome stuff!
BUT only one is true!
ATB,J.
I'm a Doctor, not a Plumber/Plasterer/Electrician/Engineer!
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
That one's a fib for starters, it's still today.Bit late tonight, I'll post one tomorrow
How do you amputate a leg on a dog? Shouldn't it be off a dog?
Anyhoo - Birkenhead Docks for me.
One day it will all be firewood.
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
East Lancs road..
Do you make a habit of this sort of thing??
Do you make a habit of this sort of thing??
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
ayjay wrote:That one's a fib for starters, it's still today.Bit late tonight, I'll post one tomorrow
How do you amputate a leg on a dog? Shouldn't it be off a dog?
Anyhoo - Birkenhead Docks for me.
like your answers ayjay.
there doc so you are a leg guy!well im going for the dog, as true.
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Has he gone??? or has no-body guessed right yet???Verwood Handyman
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Can we have our ball back please mister?
One day it will all be firewood.
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
I once amputated a leg at a railway station
I once amputated a leg on a Dog
I once amputated a leg in the middle of the East Lancs road
I once amputated a leg at Birkenhead docks
These scousers will nick anything!!!
I once amputated a leg on a Dog
I once amputated a leg in the middle of the East Lancs road
I once amputated a leg at Birkenhead docks
These scousers will nick anything!!!
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
The Truth is The East Lancs Road... I was on the front page of the Liverpool Echo as I did the deed...
The Docks thing... well there was a severe accident at the shipyards where a steel hauser snapped, whiplashed and took off a bloke's leg... they put him on the ferry and brought him to the hospital in Liverpool where I was working
The Railway station... another accident that was brought into my department....
The Dog - well that would be ILLEGAL...
ATB,J.
The Docks thing... well there was a severe accident at the shipyards where a steel hauser snapped, whiplashed and took off a bloke's leg... they put him on the ferry and brought him to the hospital in Liverpool where I was working
The Railway station... another accident that was brought into my department....
The Dog - well that would be ILLEGAL...
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
Cheers mersey...I take it that it was a dogs leg and not a humans?
Up to you again wineo............
Up to you again wineo............
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