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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:07 am
by camallison
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Bread has possibilities as a toilet roll substitute - just go steady on the butter

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:20 am
by Chippo1
In the woods, with the woodsmen

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:40 pm
by ayjay
Doritos have an almost symbiotic relationship with Pringles, find the Pringles and the Doritos won't be far away. :wink:

Newspaper is a cheap substitute for Bog Roll, when I was a nipper the Daily Herald was torn into squares and put on a spike in the outside loo, we had an inside loo as well, but Bronco and Izal weren't much better than the DH. :shock:

Many years ago my mate ended up at the Docs (he used newspaper on a site where there was rarely any proper stuff) and was advised to stop using The Times, their particular ink was burning his bumhole. :lol:

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:59 pm
by Dave54
Chippo1 wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:20 am
In the woods, with the woodsmen
Well they would be in the woods wouldn't they.
I thought everyone would know that they grow on trees, but only where the wild haggis lives.

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:01 pm
by Chippo1
Go for a poo , jump in shower , job done and cleared up!

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:01 pm
by Chippo1
I believe Dorito trees have a symbiotic relationship with spaghetti trees.

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:34 pm
by Dave54
Chippo1 wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:01 pm
I believe Dorito trees have a symbiotic relationship with spaghetti trees.
Yes, it's pasta joke. . .

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:44 pm
by Chippo1
There is also a virus affecting the Ragu Berry

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:18 pm
by Dave54
Chippo1 wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:44 pm
There is also a virus affecting the Ragu Berry
Can you state a source for that?

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:21 pm
by Chippo1
It came directly from Queue Gardens

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:45 pm
by Dave54
Ah! Everyone knows by now then.
That place is like a greenhouse.

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:42 pm
by Bob225
I have my TP backup (one page at a time, otherwise it might get uncomfortable)
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