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Post by Argyll » Wed May 22, 2019 8:08 pm

A guy told me his brother who is a joiner installed this skirting :shock:
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Re: Skirting

Post by OchAye » Wed May 22, 2019 11:07 pm

I think the "joiner" is expecting the decorator to do some touching up :puke:
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Re: Skirting

Post by Rorschach » Thu May 23, 2019 3:13 am

Looks good to me, expansion gaps innit :lol:
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Re: Skirting

Post by wine~o » Thu May 23, 2019 5:24 pm

I've seen worse.......

Oh... actually... No I haven't.
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Re: Skirting

Post by Job and Knock » Thu May 23, 2019 8:14 pm

It was his dog's day off, honest. Wonder where he hitched his horse?
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Post by steviejoiner74 » Thu May 23, 2019 9:12 pm

It’s truly awful isn’t it,he’s not even banged the obligatory dollop of caulk in the monstrous gaps :lol:
Internal mitres reek of amateurism as well.
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Re: Skirting

Post by Gadget » Thu May 23, 2019 10:04 pm

Kinnell.... :wtf:
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Post by Ktuludays » Fri May 24, 2019 6:48 am

That is awful, worst I've seen
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Re: Skirting

Post by Argyll » Fri May 24, 2019 8:14 am

steviejoiner74 wrote:It’s truly awful isn’t it,he’s not even banged the obligatory dollop of caulk in the monstrous gaps :lol:
Internal mitres reek of amateurism as well.
No internal coping. No way is he a joiner. Fifer as well with the surname Henderson. Stay clear :thumbleft:
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Re: Skirting

Post by big-all » Fri May 24, 2019 10:07 am

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Re: Skirting

Post by Bob225 » Fri May 24, 2019 10:34 am

Its Wickes mdf it looks like that after a week, A bit of deccy mate will see it good :wink:
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Post by Argyll » Wed Jun 19, 2019 10:40 pm

Well I met the 'joiner' at the weekend. By 11am he already had 4 cans of Stella!

I think I understand now.
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Post by wine~o » Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:19 pm

Argyll wrote:
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Well I met the 'joiner' at the weekend. By 11am he already had 4 cans of Stella!
I used to know a guy who didn't even start cutting until he'd had 3 cans of Tennents super... and his work was spot on... :wtf:
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Post by ayjay » Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:31 pm

I once worked with a guy who's breakfast was two cans of Guinness, he used to buy four from the pub at chucking out time, two for supper and two for breakfast. He was only in his forties, but looked about sixty.
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