http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7526628.stm

A 56-year-old man from the Midwestern US state of Wisconsin has been arrested after shooting his lawn mower in his garden because it would not start.


The lawn mower was found sitting outside Mr Walendowski's house, which he shares with his mother, with the rubbish on Friday.


A local retailer said that Mr Walendowski might now have difficulty getting his lawn mower repaired.
"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said d*ck Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

UHM's nanny only allows dïcks with two dots. A single dotted dïck gets the d*ck treatment.

i have enough trouble finding my d*ck nowadays never mind finding how many dots there above the eye

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we are all ------------------still learning

didn't see that censoring.

on the TOC forum, I tried to make a post and link in a photo and the link never worked - it didn't like the ARSE in rearseat.jpg

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

is that toyota owners club?

Correct

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.