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How about making your name double barrelled?

Add the nearest river to the nearest town where you were born or now reside.
I'd be Louise Meden Alfreton now.

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that is just plain daft!!!

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kevin wears-underwear :-)


I should hope so too!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: no dandruff on my shoes "H" :lol:

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That's posh! :thumbright:

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Like it :thumbright:


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John,

That sounds like an actor's name.

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John Tamar-St Antony ..... Sounds like Terry Thomas' Posh Uncle

Oh I say :thumbright:

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depends on how grand you want to be :lol: :lol: :lol:

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