any-one else??

It's getting more difficult to come up with decent quality lies...but here we go..

As a schoolboy I used to run cross-country for Hampshire schools, and have trophies to prove it.

At school I was a choirboy, and one year we made it to the southern area schools final...only to come second.

In a friendly 5-a-side knockout competion, the team I was goalie for made it to the final.
After 7 pints at lunchtime, I still saved all 6 penalties against us ,and kept a clean sheet..(we won..)

In a friendly baseball game, I hospitalised the pitcher by whacking the ball straight back at him, smashing his glasses and knocking him senseless, leaving him with a nasty gash to his head..

As a schoolboy I used to run cross-country for Hampshire schools, and have trophies to prove it.
Almost true...ran for the county but never won a trophy..

At school I was a choirboy, and one year we made it to the southern area schools final...only to come second.
TRUE...and according to our choirmistress, we would have won if it hadn't been for my solo.....

In a friendly 5-a-side knockout competion, the team I was goalie for made it to the final.
After 7 pints at lunchtime, I still saved all 6 penalties against us ,and kept a clean sheet..(we won..)
Almost true, 6 pints and 7 penalties...

In a friendly baseball game, I hospitalised the pitcher by whacking the ball straight back at him, smashing his glasses and knocking him senseless, leaving him with a nasty gash to his head.
Almost true...we were actually playing rounders,not baseball. after that incident no other team would play against us unless we played with a tennis ball.....