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I like this story better ....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 513406.ece

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

and ... here is a nice bare bum for an avatar

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/fe ... 560158.ece

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

But why are there so many bare bum pix in newspapers? I just get so fed up seeing them every time I open up another newspaper.

I still don't like bare bums in newspapers, it's just not nice. Just remember all you contributers who think I'm just being a moany old bird that those girls are all someone's daughter and if you happen to be lucky enough to have a lovely daughter would you really want her bare ar*e to be posted all over the newspapers for people to gawp at?

I don't choose to buy adult magazines with explicit pictures in them - thats my choice but I have no problem with their existence if thats what you like to spend your money on. However it would be nice if I didn't have to see those photos when browsing through a newspaper looking for decorating tips and news.

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I should be dead; I've cheated the Grim Reaper yet again by surviving my third heart attack in June.

Err change one's newspaper

that tool belt is a bit on the >>> side?

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nil illegitimus carborundum

So true! I'm amazed that it wasn't higher to be honest.

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Oh dear!

I completely messed that up!

I copied Maryann's post from another thread and I really wanted to post this in that thread.

All I did was to change "avatar" into "Newspaper".

But it's all stupid in this thread. Fortunatly everyone's nice here and didn't tell me off about it. Or even suggest that Alzheimer's was beginning to get the better of me...

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I should be dead; I've cheated the Grim Reaper yet again by surviving my third heart attack in June.

We noticed Stods but couldn't be arsed to mention it!

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Thick women who fancied a thick bloke.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 488071.ece

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Mooncat

That is sick!

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What is?

The fact that he broke her leg, with her approval, or that he now has a new fiancee who thinks he's a good egg? Or that I described them all as thick?

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The fact that the two idiots hatched up the plot and went ahead with it is sick. To deliberately break a leg in that way is awful.

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It is possible that the leg would never heal properly, or even require amputation. His sterilisation could only be a good idea, nip the chances of him passing on the stupidity gene in the bud. A proper quote from her would have been interesting to read.

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I agree

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