Thought I would check my old yahoo account to see if I won anything, after reading about thescruffs good fortune winning £5M at random

So far this week ....

I got UPS saying the parcel I sent today could not be delivered - what parcel - and sent me an .exe file to run - yeah, right

"Your credit card has been charged for $622.39." by Midwest airlines and they sent me a receipt which my virus checker found a trojan in - amazing

My Fees for Braemarhomes were sent in a zip file - very carelessly, they let a virus loose in that zip file

And another parcel I sent via fedex got lost and the tracking note they sent has a virus in very careless, these companies

Who on earth falls for this kind of b*llocks???

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She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Unfortunately loads do.

Mostly newbies, beginners, kids, and silly users that don't think or know better.

My grandsons computer was playing up.

I found 47 viruses.

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my latest items in my junk folder


From Subject Date Reverse the message sort order Size
Unread Abbey National Online Banking Access Suspended‏ 06:37 28 KB
Unread Lloyds TSB Bank plc Online Access Suspended‏ 05:03 3 KB
Unread Tian Find out how to absolutely satisfy your girlfriend‏ 29/09/2008 4 KB
Unread Lloyds TSB Internet Banking Access Suspended‏ 28/09/2008 4 KB
Unread Annadurai Dodn't you just want to run away when cannot satisfy_your_gf?‏ 27/09/2008 4 KB
Unread Lloyds TSB Online Banking You have 1 unread message‏ 27/09/2008 32 KB
Unread Lloyds TSB Online Banking You have 1 unread message‏ 27/09/2008 32 KB
Unread Lloyds TSB Online Banking You have 1 unread message‏ 27/09/2008 32 KB
Unread Pete Say goodbuy to bad condition.‏ 25/09/2008 2 KB
Unread Abbey National Online Banking Online Banking Customer Services‏ 24/09/2008 3 KB
Unread Abbey National Online Banking Online Banking Customer Services‏ 18/09/2008 6 KB

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www.craigthehandyman.com Wilmslow / Alderley Edge

I had one from Nationwide Bank, although the real thing is actually a building society!

In Operamail you can refer spam direct to the abuse team by clicking a button.

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I started out with nothing, I still have most of it.

Directmail scam information site: http://astrocat.proboards.com/index.cgi?

I keep getting an e-mail that says I'm downloading inappropriate stuff online. Trouble is they can't spell!

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I get about 200-400 emails daily.

Many are scams from banks etc, which I do not even bank with

Many of the others are selling fake replica watches, or claiming to!

I was once checking my web based emails at a friends and a email came through for rolex watches, she wanted to see the site and so I clicked on the picture- it took me to a beastiality site

I also get lots of emails for viagra and penis enlargement, how do they know I have a small penis and problems raising one

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I get those as well - which part of the name Tina sounds male I ask ya?!

I forward them to my fella ;)

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Tina

If I can't fix it with a hammer it's an electrical fault.

alot of people fall for these scams; there is no limit to stupidity coupled with greed.

A few few months back a local guy from Radstock, was jailed for running a computer scam, apparently there was 3-4 of them involved and they made around 3million, an estimate so could have been a lot more or less, but they were unable to trace most of it.

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I've just had a spam advertising the "Ultimate male package", that'd be a full set of Ryobi or Makita then?

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90% of my spam is for penis extensions and viagra

If anyone can tell a 65 year old dinosaur why he would want either it would be appreciated.

On the other hand, if someone was to invent a tool, for finding it in the dark, it could be put to good use perhaps.

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Shove the Viagra up your bum Scruff, it'll stiffen everything up & stop those "morning problems".

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Depends what "It" is. What about a head torch?



A metal piercing and magnet by the bed would work if your memory is that bad.

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You mean one of them super magnets hanging from the ceiling.

It would certainly get it pointing the right way

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Cheap too! I wouldn't like to be the paramedics having to free a screaming man from the ceiling because he was being clever, using a high powered magnet! Never had that problem, so can't comment.

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