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Post subject: Razor the Dealer

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:29 pm

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Got a call off the missus earlier. "did you order any herbal products?" :shock:

She popped to the shops for five minutes during which time the 'mule' arrived, finding no one home he dropped the package through the letterbox.

Unfortunately it was two ounces of the finest moroccan catnip that I'd ordered for a special treat and one of the cats was home!

She opened the door to see Pickles on her back rolling in the contents of the ripped open bag totally off her nut with eyes like saucers.

Pickles is ok now although she keeps sending us down the local garage for red bull and monster munch :roll:

She should know better than to have the whole stash at once :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Razor the Dealer

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:57 pm

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Edit: it was really catnip and I haven't got any 'gear' I want to sell so stop emailing me :lol:

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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:50 pm

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Post subject: Re: Razor the Dealer

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:09 am

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We have a big 1kg pot of catnip for ours, you sprinkle some on a towel and walk away the cat will seriously try and take you down.
Biting, scratching, jumping.

Then he just goes back to his towel and trips balls all evening :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Razor the Dealer

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:41 am

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So what does one use/want catnip for other than peeing the cat off. :roll:

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Post subject: Re: Razor the Dealer

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:51 am

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I'm not sure we can believe even a 'teenth of what you say any more.

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:18 pm

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The cat isn't called 'Charlie' by any chance????

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Post subject: Re: Razor the Dealer

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:47 pm

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kellys_eye wrote:

The cat isn't called 'Charlie' by any chance????

Would be awesome, they do sound a bit like this Charley when they're on the stuff.

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