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wozzaaah Senior Member

Joined: 07 Dec 2007 Posts: 147
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:47 am Post subject: Radiator removal |
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Not my mishap but this happened to a friend of mine. He was decorating and thought he'd make it easier for himself by removing a radiator to decorate behind it. Ok, so we all know to leave the valves on the pipes and shut them off so the only water likely to escape is what's contained within the rad? Well, we all know that but unfortunately he didn't. He shut the valves down but left them on the rad, undid them, lifted the rad off the pipes and was suddenly faced with a nice fountain. He panicked, dropped the rad and punched the pipe through the hole in the floorboards. This is the same guy who nailed a floorboard down and put the nail straight through a pipe, he repaired it with a bit of garden hose and a couple of jubilee clips!  |
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Welsh Decorator Senior Member

Joined: 29 Sep 2007 Posts: 3825 Location: Cheshire
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:56 am Post subject: |
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Ooops! |
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Hoovie Devon DIYer

Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 7776 Location: East Devon
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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Opps Indeed  _________________ If you have a son, DO NOT name him after a verb ....
"Neil, Standup. Neil, Standup"
"Which is it, man?" |
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Stoday Electricity economics consultant

Joined: 20 Jan 2006 Posts: 3080 Location: Sitting on the Bog
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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Some people are walking DIY disasters. They should learn enough about themselves to not even think of it. _________________ Ask not for whom the bell tolls... |
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Hitch Senior Member

Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 2429 Location: Somerset
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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Dohhh  _________________ Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? |
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wozzaaah Senior Member

Joined: 07 Dec 2007 Posts: 147
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Some people are walking DIY disasters. They should learn enough about themselves to not even think of it. |
He's actually quite a handy bloke, he just has the odd 'cabbage' moment
He once took a business client out for a meal, they both had shell-on prawns and it was only after they'd both finished eating that he noticed the pile of shells on the other guy's plate and his....nice empty one! He said he'd never had them before and thought they were supposed to be a bit crunchy.  |
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Gadget Jack Of All Trades

Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 3456 Location: Whitley Bay
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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| wozzaaah wrote: |
| Stoday wrote: |
| Some people are walking DIY disasters. They should learn enough about themselves to not even think of it. |
He's actually quite a handy bloke, he just has the odd 'cabbage' moment
He once took a business client out for a meal, they both had shell-on prawns and it was only after they'd both finished eating that he noticed the pile of shells on the other guy's plate and his....nice empty one! He said he'd never had them before and thought they were supposed to be a bit crunchy.  |
I like that one!  _________________ By eck! |
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Welsh Decorator Senior Member

Joined: 29 Sep 2007 Posts: 3825 Location: Cheshire
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:08 am Post subject: |
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Oh DEAH  |
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Bespoke Cabinet Maker BANNED
Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 21 Location: West Midlands
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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Telmay Senior Member

Joined: 09 Mar 2007 Posts: 2402 Location: Worthing, West Sussex
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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Hoovie Devon DIYer

Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 7776 Location: East Devon
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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hang on...... you mean you don't get crunchy prawns??
What a prawn!  _________________ If you have a son, DO NOT name him after a verb ....
"Neil, Standup. Neil, Standup"
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