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handyman
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 Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:17 am Post subject: euromillions £70.000.000 |
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if i win (the jackpot) tonight I'll give every active uhm forum member £2 to buy themselves a 1/2 pint to celebrate
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Hoovie
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:33 am Post subject: |
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You're lucky you are not on the UK Tiling forum - they are 60,000,000 members 
Yeah, right 
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handyman
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:39 am Post subject: |
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and its only if I'm the only one winning the jackpot. Can just imagine 70 million people all winning 
How many active members does the forum have?...........not including the deadwood who never come on here
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handyman
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:41 am Post subject: |
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if they say one person had won who bought their ticket from sainsburys in cheadle, then you can start getting ready for your £2
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Telmay
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:58 am Post subject: |
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Tight sod I would at least stretch to a pint - but wouldn't be to active members just the ones I like - so a cheap round coming up then! 
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Stoday
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:07 am Post subject: |
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I'd better start being nice to Hanky.
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Telmay
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Too late for that Stoday
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Foggy
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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can i have a bottle of Holsten Pils instead please 
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thescruff
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I won a tenner Wednesday so feeling lucky 
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Steve the Gas
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If I won that amount 
I would invite everyone I like (quite a few) to a central location so we could all get wa**ered with an overnight stop all in!
So there |
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Bludall
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I'd invite all the people I know who dance and hire an amazing venue so that we could boogie the night away with abandon! That'd be girls then, because blokes don't dance!
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We can learn
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Bludall
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Not a cat in hell's chance of winning to be honest but we can all dream!
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bobbie-dazzler
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| I'd invite all the people I know who dance and hire an amazing venue so that we could boogie the night away with abandon! That'd be girls then, because blokes don't dance! |
If you were feeling really generous, then perhaps you could hire a couple of Pole dancers for the boring men who cant dance, but dont mind watching.
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