I didn't say it — some dickhead reporter in today's Times did.

In a feature about what's on on Channel 4 at 9 p.m.tonight, complete with photo captioned "A penguin developing in its mother's womb". Penguins lay eggs, t*at.

Just goes to show how ill educated today's journalists are. It's all caused by ignorant teachers.

Innit Bludell?

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Stods,

It's not something that 4 year olds need to know to be honest.

I blame the internet and the dodgy papers that you read! I'm not a teacher and there's an "a" for apple in Bludall!

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So what do they call the thingymajig the penguin produces the egg in ?

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Shell?.

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Come on children (remember what teacher said "must try harder")

The oviduct in birds is divided in several parts:

1 Infundibulum (formation of Chalazae, place of fertilisation)
2 Magnum (formation of egg white)
3 Isthmus (formation of the shell membrane)
4 Shell Gland (formation of egg shell)
5 Vagina (formation of cuticula)

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That pic looks like someone has chucked a couple of prawns in a condom!..

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