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 Post subject: One for plasterers.
PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 9:56 am 
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Hi,

An old school chum has just kindly sent me the following explaining how a plasterer was head hunted. Enjoy. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kind regards, Col.


Just to give your day a smile

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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The barman looks at him and says, "hang on you're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you can talk!" exclaims the barman.

"I see your ears are working too" says the duck.

"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

"Certainly, sorry about that," says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.

"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round
this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck.

"I'm a plasterer."

The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more,
but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and
proceeds to read it.

So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the
barman good day and leaves.

The same thing happens for two weeks.

Then one day the circus comes to town.

The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him
"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be
just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads
the newspaper and everything!"

"Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.

"Get him to give me a call."

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,

"Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good
money."

"I'm always looking for the next job,"

Says the duck.

"Where is it?"

"At the circus," says the barman.

"The circus" repeats the duck.

"That's right," replies the barman.

"The circus?" the duck asks again. With the big tent?"

"Yeah," the barman replies.

"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in
caravans?" says the duck.

"Of course," the barman replies.

"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the
middle?" persists the duck.

"That's right!" says the barman.

The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says.......




"What the heck would they want with a plasterer?"

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Ha ha!! Love it :thumbright:

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