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feva
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naggs all the time non stop, no matter how small the job still naggs!
self charges between 8-9 hours per days (only quite time)
doesnt come with return address!
il pay for postage!
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Gadget
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Is it still good at cooking, raising kids, housework, and pleasure activities?
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Telmay
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No ta mate had one of those - a bit hard to get rid off too
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Foggy
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trouble is with the pleasure bits is what you see as pleasure ISNT to her
her pleasure is taking you shopping and spending your money and watching you squirm ,your pleasure is ten pints down the pub and a quick **** *** when you get home ..jobs a good un 
Feva
easy m8 just turn up GnR ..full blast
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ultimatehandyman
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| Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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Already got one thanks Mate
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Wood Magnet
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Nice thread Feva, you deserve this  .
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Tryanything
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Thanks but no thanks feva
Iv'e had 2 of them in the past and i couldn't get rid of them for ages 
Found the best way to get rid of them is to loose all your money
Mmm  come to think of it that hole under the patio did seem a bit big for a cash box
I havn't wed this one and its been ok 80 % of the time and lasted 3 times as long
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feva
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good at cooking and raiseing kids, but you guessed it nags about it!
cant believe ive had no offers!
come on people IM paying the postage!!!!!!!
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Hoovie
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What about a Part-Exchange 
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feva
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i never thought about part ex, surly they most be a women out they who doesnt have a voice box!!
my father in law hasnt through cancer and i keep telling my missus that if it was her i she would never find her voice box
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Bludall
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fevaHave you never thought that your wife may want a part-ex for you? Who does she fancy?
My oh knows that I'd be off if an available George Clooney walked in the door! But that'll never happen in my lifetime. I'm married to a love God though, so I don't complain.
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village idiot
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a friend of mine's wife put an ad on the board at the local co-op for "free to good home, hard working, partially house-trained husband", she got no calls for Dave but they did end up in local papers, declined offer fom take-a-break though
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rotciv
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Feva console yourself, I have 3 she's in the house a wife and two daughters. if i manage to stop them chattering long enough to hear the news summary, the dog starts barking. (It is also a female)
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Borderglazer
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seconded! i have one already,and 2 daughters ........and a female dog!  |
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Bludall
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Guys,
Having several females in the house is a good thing!! You get in touch with your feminine side, you probably get things done for you, you can be macho when there's a crisis, daughters idolise their dads! My oh has to live with 2 daughters and me, so to ease the Amazonian burden slightly I compromised and we had a male dog!
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