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The Weegie Senior Member

Joined: 27 Aug 2007 Posts: 576 Location: Glasgow
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:33 pm Post subject: My first attempt at diy |
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I decided to impress my wife (girlfriend at the time) and build her some decking 8ft by 10ft at the back of the garden, on a slope. Roughly 8 years ago.
The decking was expensive hardwood from a local timber yard.
My tools were a hammer and a bag of nails nothing else.
I proceeded to build it with my wife constantly saying you should also have a spirit level. I was like yeh, yeh, yeh. After her constantly nagging I borrowed one from a neighbour. Started the build and was adamant that the bubble in the level was off. So ditched the spirit level and continued the build. By the time it was finished it had a slope as steep as Mount Everest.
Later on I decided to go to B&Q and purchase a barbecue for the decking it was one of those ones that have wheels on them. Purchased it because it was on sale. WHAT AN IDIOT. Anyway invited friends round for the evening and had to put two bricks behind the wheels to prevent it from rolling down the slope. To make matters worse the neighbour opened his window and shouted what is the helicopter pad for.
Food was okay though |
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honeymonster Senior Member

Joined: 17 Jul 2005 Posts: 406 Location: Newcastle
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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Doing any jobs without the correct tools is never easy. If you look at tradesmen or serious diyers they will have thousands of pounds worth of tools.
At least you can look back now and laugh about it  _________________
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panlid Senior Member

Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 3536
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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i knew that mine wasnt the only level with a dodgy bubble  |
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Only-Me Senior Member

Joined: 31 Jul 2006 Posts: 988 Location: South/West
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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My wife says I have a dodgy tool..............still looking for it in my toolbox  |
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panlid Senior Member

Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 3536
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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i think she may have said that you ARE a dodgy tool  |
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ultimatehandyman Site Admin

Joined: 16 Jul 2005 Posts: 9117 Location: Darwen, Lancashire
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:18 am Post subject: |
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Well at least you were prepared to have a go at doing it yourself
Decking can be a pain in the butt!
I have a 4 foot long level and the bubble is too small for the size of the level, which makes it hard getting things dead level! _________________ DIY | DIY Video |
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Only-Me Senior Member

Joined: 31 Jul 2006 Posts: 988 Location: South/West
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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| panlid wrote: |
i think she may have said that you ARE a dodgy tool  |
Think I may have misheard her  |
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Stoday Electricity economics consultant

Joined: 20 Jan 2006 Posts: 3033 Location: Sitting on the Bog
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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| ultimatehandyman wrote: |
I have a 4 foot long level and the bubble is too small for the size of the level, which makes it hard getting things dead level! |
You need better specs UHM...
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chippymike Senior Member
Joined: 28 Dec 2007 Posts: 213
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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a good stabila level is a good investment for good results..... well if you use it, it is  |
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Wood Magnet Senior Member

Joined: 07 Feb 2006 Posts: 3550 Location: sunderland
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:17 am Post subject: |
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Bubble, what bubble.  |
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