Funny that Hoovie, is so they can follow decent rugby

i'm back home in Scotland & bloody glad of it

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it's great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life


my favourite things

its so we can take the utter pish by over running the 'english' government and get everything for scotland, and laugh at the english complaining about it and cant do anything about it..............no road tolls, free oap care, etc etc

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www.craigthehandyman.com Wilmslow / Alderley Edge

its so we can take the utter pish by over running the 'english' government and get everything for scotland, and laugh at the english complaining about it and cant do anything about it..............no road tolls, free oap care, etc etc


Just like the Welsh then

Then move to England

Current North-South membership results -

now when you take the info and normalize with the UK population distribution(sorry - I can't help analysing numbers ) the results are:

Order of density of UHM members per Capita:

1) South West - nearly 2.5 times as many members per capita then the 2nd placed location .......
2) Scotland followed hot on the heals by .......
3) East of England

Proping up the top 3 we have .........

4) The North - bit of a shocker that!
Then trailing well behind is ......
5)Midlands and 6)South East & London
And well and truly last and picking up the pooper scooper is.....
7=) Northern Ireland and Wales

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Sorry Hoovie, just had to have one for the 'boy'oes' , spiritual home and all that!

'Pobol y Cym'

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I wish I was born rich..............instead of just good looking!!!

No problem - we even cater for the Welsh down here in Devon

An excert from Fawlty Towers ....

"Just leave them a trough of baked beans and garnish it with a couple of dead dogs."
"Gadewch cafn yn llawn ffa pob a’i garnisio gyda dau gi marw"

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Ahhhh, dead dogs!


You just trying to get me excited,arn't you, you teaser!

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I wish I was born rich..............instead of just good looking!!!

Just like to state that I put London because it's where I currently live but I'm really a Northern lass.

South West still leading with Scotland a few lengths behind in 2nd, but North is now up to 3rd by a head over East of England.

Northern Island with the wooden spoon so far

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

That's what i like to hear.

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People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it.

I no longer skinny dip, i chunky dunk these day's.

Monday Membership update ...

Order of density of UHM members per Capita:

South West still in front
Wales and Scotland now in 2nd and 3rd place
East of England 4th
The North - 5th

and still no members from Northern Ireland?

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Hoovie, I was thinking whether we should have a poll on how many schools each member went to. I worked out once that I went to around 10 or so from the age of 5 to 15.


John

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Growing old is compulsory, growing up is not!

Did you move around a fair bit? I bet that's a record.

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