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wine~o

Post subject: May not be around much longer...

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:05 pm

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Well..2 weeks ago the Mrs. had an op on her jaw...

Thought it may keep her quiet for a while.... :oops:

Anyway...been waiting on her hand and foot for the last 2 weeks..today we went back to see the consultant...

...nothing nasty found..she's in perfect health...

Any way I just had her latest order whilst I was in the kitchen..

"Get me a glass of cold water"

Apparently "Get off your fat arse and turn the tap on yourself" was not an acceptable answer.....

Im really grateful for WI-FI coz I'm posting this from the en-suite...with the door locked..that axe is bound to do it's job very soon. :help:

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Post subject: Re: May not be around much longer...

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:14 pm

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Every woman I've known has had jaw problems. The female jaw is designed to be opened and closed a finite number of times. They usually wear out by middle age. RIP Wine~o :shock:

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wine~o

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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:19 pm

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Apparently I spoke too early in this earlier thread...Thought I had 23 years left..

lifespan-calculator-t49956.html

...Phew...

I think I may have got away with it..the phone is ringing...let's hope it's not for me!!!

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Cannyfixit

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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:23 pm

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I thought something serious had happened,man up and face the axe, :lol:

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Cannyfixit

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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:48 pm

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On second thoughts,I have just been reading the news :shock:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/woman-admits-biting-off-testicles-155347045.html

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wine~o

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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:53 pm

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now that's ...wrong..

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Gadget

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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:08 pm

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wine~o wrote:

:puke: now that's ...wrong..

Now that's... painful... :cb

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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:22 pm

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I haven't spoken to my wife for around 10 years now - I don't want to interrupt her....

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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:32 pm

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The last time I spoke to my wife it was two bob for a pint of bitter!

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Cannyfixit

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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:38 pm

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I think word has got around about Mrs Canny I dont get any cold callers anymore

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Megaross

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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:48 pm

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Tell her she looks nice and offer her some chocolate in a really patronising manner.
Usually works...

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nick200

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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:55 pm

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Cannyfixit wrote:

On second thoughts,I have just been reading the news :shock:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/woman-admits-biting-off-testicles-155347045.html

Ouuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! No more can be said!

Wine O, you need to man up and take it like a man......whoops, forgot that you were already doing that in the toilet! Good luck and let us know how it goes!

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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:12 pm

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The comments on that story are worth a read, some of them are classic:

"Hard to believe this is a true story, it's certainly hard to swallow"

"perhaps a suitable punishment would be to remove her teeth?? "

"The defendant was on her back with the victim straddling her? Hardly the sort of alignment to start an argument in!"

"looks like she will be going down again !!!!! lol lol"

"If she'd bitten any higher he should be awarded the No-bel prize."

and my favorite:

but what happens next? i guess the balls in her court

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nick200

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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:51 pm

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