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Hoovie
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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:54 pm    Post subject: Just wondering ...... Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Why does a hacksaw have such fine teeth scratch

Why is the main purpose of a thicknesser to make wood thiner scratch

And why will a circular saw only cut in a straight line scratch


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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:17 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

A hacksaw has fine teeth because the word is derived from the Triassic period when Dinosaurs ruled the earth.

The ferrocious Hackersaurous had three sets of particularly fine teeth.
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 4:17 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

a thicknesser is used for reduceing timber thickness in stages untill you have the size you want.

circular saws only cut straght lines because of the blade size only allows it to.
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 5:13 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

chippymike wrote:
a thicknesser is used for reduceing timber thickness in stages untill you have the size you want.

circular saws only cut straght lines because of the blade size only allows it to.


I was just having a bit of fun with tool descriptions that could be misleading IF you wanted them to be Shocked Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 5:34 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

For Sale- Lead Balloon- apply "Hoovie" Thumbright Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 6:03 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Wood Magnet wrote:
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

For Sale- Lead Balloon- apply "Hoovie" Thumbright Laughing Laughing


Indeed Bang Head

Just hoist me up on a Sky Hook (but let me pick up my Skirting Board ladder and tin of Tartan paint first Laughing )

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 6:11 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

and shut the door on your way out Razz
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:57 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

And don't forget the extension for the cordless drill Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:06 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Or indeed the cordless extension lead!
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:17 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

sorry, just popped back - forgot to pick up my round tuit Laughing
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