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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two.

One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None.

It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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How many men does it take to put the toilet seat back down?

I don't know, it's never happened yet! :lol: :wink:

(Before all of you guys get defensive, I always put it down in our house, I'm a big girl now, I'm used to it by now!)

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter but the light bulb really needs to want to change! :lol:

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How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, One to screw in the new bulb, and one to sing a sad song about the old bulb.

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How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one...but it takes an entire A & E Department to get it out.

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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

Four

Actually, only one to screw it in.

The other 3 are there to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

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How many women on the cycle does it take to change a light bulb?

4?

Why?

IT JUST DOES!...........O.K.

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How many women on the cycle does it take to change a light bulb?

4?

Why?

IT JUST DOES!...........O.K.


OOOOH! You're going to get it for that one. :lol:

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How many women on the cycle does it take to change a light bulb?

4?

Why?

IT JUST DOES!...........O.K.


It must be very difficult to stay upright while stationary and screwing in the new lightbulb, what with pedalling and holding the handlebar still. Wearing a helmet is a must.

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Wd's effort hit out twice in our house then, cyclists and women! :lol:

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