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My oh's day has just been brightened. He walked the dog on a local newly landscaped tip. On his way up a woman was disturbed by having seen two people in a hot tub, on the housing estate below. He walked on and saw what she meant. :lol: The lady of the house getting back in to her hot tub, all over tan. :wink: Now the nudity didn't bother him, he was just amused by the fact that they needed to be in a hot tub today, it's too hot!! :shock:

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dont tell me he didnt take a photo`s :cb
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why would you want pictures of a lobster :lol: :lol:

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:ttiuwop: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Where is the Smilie for "I second that" :scratch:


This will do ... :withstupid:

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I wondered whether the woman ought to be told about what everyone walking their dogs can see. :shock: I thought it was hilarious as the lady dog walker was not amused. I just think that folks do strange things in the heat.

Apparently there was lots of giggling and she was a mature lady. I'm not saying any more but the oh thought she was not a natural blonde! :wink:

They must have been boiling in there, you know how everything wrinkles in a hot bath! Madness. :lol:

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Was it the woman walking her dog who was the "mature lady" or the woman in the hot tub?

Oh - in my experience it's cold that makes everything wrinkle :oops: :wink:
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The nude woman getting into the tub was "mature". Haven't you ever swelled up and had the skin on your fingers and toes go wrinkly in a hot bath? :lol: The tub's gone today!!

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Haven't you ever swelled up ... in a hot bath?


I behave myself in the bath. :lol:

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I'm very refined when in a Jacuzzi!

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