Got this email saying, 'Simply print and cut out this voucher, and take it to your nearest B&Q store.

Then when you spend £30 or more, you’ll be able to collect a 4ft - 5ft cut Traditional Norway Spruce real Christmas tree, worth £9.98, absolutely free (£30 spend excludes the price of the tree).'

If anyone wants me to copy it to them, pm me with your email adress.

Thanks for the offer, Python, but we are fixed up.
Is that you up the ladder plugging your tree lights into that M4 motorway lamp?

dave

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You can always tell a Yorkshireman,
But you cannot tell him much.

I'm in the cab, do you think I'm an idiot?

Yep, because you should of been in a cafe