Going back to the OP, I wonder if in addition to coming here most days, how many of you get, 'comments', shall we say, from your better halves?

I get, "Off to talk to your imaginary friends again then?".
She who must be obeyed, seems to think that nobody on here really exists and that you're all figments of my imagination - me wife's not very Internet savvy I'm afraid.

My girlfriend describes anything work based (screwfix catalogue, Howdens stuff, Jonhstones etc ) as Porn. If i discuss work with a friend in front of her she refers to it as talking dirty to each other.

She works in Childcare, so anything she reads that is work related, I refer to as kiddie porn. She is not amused.