if i win (the jackpot) tonight I'll give every active uhm forum member £2 to buy themselves a 1/2 pint to celebrate

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You're lucky you are not on the UK Tiling forum - they are 60,000,000 members


Yeah, right

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She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

and its only if I'm the only one winning the jackpot. Can just imagine 70 million people all winning


How many active members does the forum have?...........not including the deadwood who never come on here

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if they say one person had won who bought their ticket from sainsburys in cheadle, then you can start getting ready for your £2

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Tight sod I would at least stretch to a pint - but wouldn't be to active members just the ones I like - so a cheap round coming up then!

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France! And where would we be with too many rules? Germany!"

I'd better start being nice to Hanky.

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I should be dead; I've cheated the Grim Reaper yet again by surviving my third heart attack in June.

Too late for that Stoday

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"Where would we be without rules?
France! And where would we be with too many rules? Germany!"

can i have a bottle of Holsten Pils instead please

I won a tenner Wednesday so feeling lucky

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If I won that amount
I would invite everyone I like (quite a few) to a central location so we could all get wa**ered with an overnight stop all in!

So there

I'd invite all the people I know who dance and hire an amazing venue so that we could boogie the night away with abandon! That'd be girls then, because blokes don't dance!

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There would be less trouble in the world
if l had not had six daughters

Not a cat in hell's chance of winning to be honest but we can all dream!

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If you were feeling really generous, then perhaps you could hire a couple of Pole dancers for the boring men who cant dance, but dont mind watching.

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I would rather want something I dont have, that have something I dont want

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