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 Post subject: Emergency - call 999
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My bunny hasn't got floppy ears :shock:

Pet bunny's ears prompt 999 call

::b ::b :cussing:

These people should not have access to a telephone :sad:

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I read that too! Daft batty woman! :lol:

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These people are breathing our oxygen and probably spending a lot of our taxes :cussing: :lol:

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Its a rabbit. If you dont like it, beat it on the head with a shovel :scratch:

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Freecycle it or eat it! :lol:

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