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New game. All you do is to enter a double entendre.

Next poster posts a score and a new DE.

OK, here's a starting DE:

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gives her one.

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I'll give myself 8/10 for the last one but it was a bit subtle. How about this:

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

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Hey - Tim's got one in the advert at the top of this page:

Tim May Services.

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(what??? sheep????)

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Criucket commentary---"The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey"

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Digressing a tad here!...The leg over clip!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket ... efault.stm

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Play that again and imagine that his producer has his balls in his hand. When he reaches the middle of the clip the producer starts squeezing...

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Mooncat in Julian Graves, looks for slot to insert Debit card. Female assistant points to slot.

Mooncat says, "In this place I have to slip it in the front." She smiles.

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