You are a South African bush pilot

Working for Blue Sky Aviation.

you fly in some critical medical supplies,

and enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital.

It's a stifling 100 degrees in the shade and

you're eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder.

On the way back to your plane,

you discover that the only bit of shade within 1 mile

has become very popular . .

You start calculating the distance to the plane door and wonder . . .


"Do I feel lucky today?"

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Screw the job

throw a can of felix to distrack them

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such is life!