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 Post subject: Brush porn alert!
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:01 pm 
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Bought a Staalmeester brush set today. 4 lovely round sash brushes with a free 2in included.

They look so nicely made, I darent use the buggers!

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Really good set of brushes.



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I like em : :love4:

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Where did you get these from at that price Fitzy?


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They're on at Crown. She said they were £30 but gave me 30% discount because she could see I was gagging for it dry.

. . . . . The cutting in I mean
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Where did you get these from at that price Fitzy?


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They're on at Crown. She said they were £30 but gave me 30% discount because she could see I was gagging for it dry.

. . . . . The cutting in I mean
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Where did you get these from at that price Fitzy?


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Haha Ahh.... that’ll be a filthy brush handle.

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They're on at Crown. She said they were £30 but gave me 30% discount because she could see I was gagging for it dry.

. . . . . The cutting in I mean
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Where did you get these from at that price Fitzy?


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Haha Ahh.... that’ll be a filthy brush handle.

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Funny thing is, I went in again today. The lasses asked if I'd used the brushes and I said they were purely for brush porn.

They looked a bit puzzled so I explained about dry cutting in, sniffing the bristles and at the point when I mentioned brushing my cheeks with the soft filaments, they both laughed and said in unison "yeah we do that with the new brushes!"

They're bloody filthy!

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Think decorators are all a bit fruity with our brushes.

If you don’t brush your cheeks with a new brush you’re not one of us I enjoy a tickle from the proform Picasso’s, so tough but yet so soft.


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Think decorators are all a bit fruity with our brushes.

If you don’t brush your cheeks with a new brush you’re not one of us I enjoy a tickle from the proform Picasso’s, so tough but yet so soft.


Cheeks? You are really weird or new to brush porn. I got a beard, cheeks don't work. You pull the brush from under your nose past your lips. It is the lips that make the difference until you progress to running the brush over your tongue (I have yet to master that trick) Then you try the dry cutting-in in the bathroom with the door shut.

Got to explain things to the young ones :mrgreen:

EDIT. and as Fitzy suggested, sniffing the bristles. You do that before you run the brush over your lips ... and make sure you don't have a fag in your mouth at the same time.



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They looked a bit puzzled so I explained about dry cutting in, sniffing the bristles and at the point when I mentioned brushing my cheeks with the soft filaments, they both laughed and said in unison "yeah we do that with the new brushes!"


We have a problem Houston. The "ladies" in my local is a lad the same size as me, also with whiskers on his face and maybe a stone or two lighter (brick sh1t house size). I could not really explain to him about running the brush over my lips ::b He might think I am strange.

What am I to do? Just sayin...



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That 'New Brush Smell' is also the source of some guilty pleasures methinks. :mrgreen:

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