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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2014 4:48 pm 
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What's black and screams like f*ck?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.



Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! :shock:

No-one's told Stevie yet that he's black.

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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2014 4:49 pm 
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These fellas are having a game of darts and they are blind.

http://www.britishpathe.com/video/blind-darts-team





One hundred and eighty!!!!!!!!!!! (only kidding, you've just had the landlords left eye out......not to worry...he's still got one more working eye than you....)


Thank you for you comments, shows real backbone


Why...thankyou for your kind comment... :thumbleft:

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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2014 4:58 pm 
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ayjay wrote:
kellys_eye wrote:
What's black and screams like f*ck?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.



Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! :shock:

No-one's told Stevie yet that he's black.

bwahahahahaha :lol:

Stobbit - I'm dying here :lol:

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Any one ever seen Stevies Wonders Wife. ?
















Neither has he.


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Dunno what the OPS problem is??

It ain't like Stevie Wonder is going to buy a cctv system is it :dunno:

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Razor wrote:
Dunno what the OPS problem is??

It ain't like Stevie Wonder is going to buy a cctv system is it :dunno:

:lol:



If I hadn't already been on the floor...I'm sure I would have been after reading that....

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lol lads yas are all mad as f*ck. im still amused about wine~o's joke about wes and his inflatable friend the other day actually


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lol lads yas are all mad as f*ck. im still amused about wine~o's joke about wes and his inflatable friend the other day actually


Wes doesn't have an inflatable friend anymore........


I think I'll have a chat.........

And let him down gently... :wink:

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Stevie wonders wife got him a cheese grater for his birthday....it's the most violent book he's ever read!



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Which leads me to the question... "Why does Stevie Wonder smile so much?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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steviejoiner74 wrote:
Stevie wonders wife got him a cheese grater for his birthday....it's the most violent book he's ever read!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Who wants one of my inflatable friends :scratch: :-)

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Yes I know it's an old thread but apparently someone told Stevie Wonder about it :shock:

He wasn't best pleased judging by his response on twitter..................................




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