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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 6:45 pm 
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These fellas are having a game of darts and they are blind.

http://www.britishpathe.com/video/blind-darts-team





One hundred and eighty!!!!!!!!!!! (only kidding, you've just had the landlords left eye out......not to worry...he's still got one more working eye than you....)

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:12 pm 
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wine~o wrote:
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Stevie Wonder would be fine with that joke in my opinion. :thumbright:

I mean it's not like he's ever gonna see it :lol:


Concur... there is that old saying "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me..."

* the exception being when you are told.. "Call that a Todger??? My 2 year old nephew has a bigger one than that... :hiding:


Nice ryhme but unfortunately thats ALL it is a RHYME. Words are often more wounding than physical assault...!


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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:26 pm 
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Here you go rex... A blind 180!!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ULIXxl_E0gg

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steviejoiner74 wrote:
These fellas are having a game of darts and they are blind.

http://www.britishpathe.com/video/blind-darts-team



and your point is....?


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steviejoiner74 wrote:
Here you go rex... A blind 180!!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ULIXxl_E0gg


and your point is what....?


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I'm a bit confused Rex are you actually looking for a disagreement?

People have different ideas about acceptable jokes. Obviously there are subjects that are quite rightly off limits because they're sick but jokes about Stevie Wonder being blind hardly fall into that category.

Just chill and remember you can't always get someone's true meaning on a forum cos you're robbed of the visual clues a face to face meet has.

As I said earlier your review was useful to the more diy oriented people on the site. Not everyone wants to spend £300 on a top tier level :wink:

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My point is Rex.......chill out and stop taking things so damn seriously. If you can't take a bit light hearted banter about a cheapo laser level then heaven help you. :thumbright:

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steviejoiner74 wrote:
My point is Rex.......chill out and stop taking things so damn seriously. If you can't take a bit light hearted banter about a cheapo laser level then heaven help you. :thumbright:


Grow UP!


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wine~o wrote:
steviejoiner74 wrote:
These fellas are having a game of darts and they are blind.

http://www.britishpathe.com/video/blind-darts-team





One hundred and eighty!!!!!!!!!!! (only kidding, you've just had the landlords left eye out......not to worry...he's still got one more working eye than you....)


Thank you for you comments, shows real backbone


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My point is Rex.......chill out and stop taking things so damn seriously. If you can't take a bit light hearted banter about a cheapo laser level then heaven help you. :thumbright:


Grow UP!


:binky: :cb :roll:

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Think this thread shows up what is wrong with this country today.

Someone makes a happy light hearted joke, then after a 2 month wait the PC police decide it is not allowed.

FFS

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Its absolutely disgusting to mock the afflictions of the blind, famous or otherwise.
This is a handyman forum, and 'jokes' like that are about as much use as Stephen Hawking in a powercut.



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This argument is pointless...It's all a lie people :lol:

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What's black and screams like f*ck?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

(step too far :dunno:)

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