CRAFT moment :- Can't Remember A Fv€king Thing
BKAC error :- Between Keyboard And Chair (thank you Scruff for helping out with last one)


feel free to add to the list

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a couple i can think of which we use at work

FUBAR - f@cked up beyond all recognition

CRAP - Crap And Really Expensive

KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid

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Can't beat a bit of user error VI.

At least it wasn't something I did

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SNAFU - sub normal and f@cking useless

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SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F**ked Up!

my fave - BOBFOC

Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch

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I like that,as i know a few who match the discription

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I had two friends, the one in the police force used to say - sub normal and F useless. The one in the army said Situation Normal, all f up. I like both as it depends on if the problem is person dependent or situation!

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In the Royal Navy, us stokers called the Fleet Air Arm guys WAFUs (We Are F***ing Useless).

dave

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DILIGAF
Do I Look Like I Give A Fvck

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FW...........F*ck wit
MFI..........Made for idiots
DFS..........Doing f*cking sh*t
DFA (weight lifting club in Swanley Kent) Known as Doing f*ck All because they all stood around talking for 2 hours and not lifting and weights lol.

BSH - British Standard Handful (measurement of mammaries)
BVH - Blue Veined Hooligan
DIY - A single-handed job done around the house using one tool and a bag of nuts
FLAME - Fanny like a mouse's ear
FUPA - Fat Upper Pussy Area (also known as a 'gunt')
IRS - Itchy Ring Syndrome
LRF - Low Resolution Fox - a female who appears to be attractive from a long distance, but is in fact unbelievably ugly close up
MILF - do I HAVE to explain?
SBD - Silent but deadly (of course)
UDI - Unidentified drinking injury
UTBNB - Up The Bum No Babies - self explanatory
XXX - A special video certificate awarded to pornographic films of exceptionally poor sound and picture quality

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APCR - As Per Client Request

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- Dave
http://www.pamperhouse.net
http://www.invertedcircle.co.uk

This thread reminds me of my toilet reading material:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rogers-Profanis ... 095485778X

I once read some many pages, I became a pooapleigic (lost the feeling in my legs from being sat on the bog too long)!

I've got all of them, essential Christmas present from the wife every year!

BG